This Just In....

Evidently MJ was working on perfecting this video when he

collapsed. No wonder. However, we do like his new hair do.

Peace.

Replace Bad with Dead. It sounds the same.

If you superinpose Fat with Bad....

You get this....

Yo Ding Dong! Yo Ding Dong!

Or this...

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Wha Who?

Hey you guys waiting for the new M4Hc Movie?

Hello?

We said is anybody interested in the new M4Hc movie?

It's in post. Anybody want an interview?

Before it goes public?

It's....

In post.

Anybody?

Well..?

Talk to the silvery hand.

HEADS UP!

It's coming soon.

Our version of HEAD.

Gothalypto - The Movie.

-Not sold in stores-

Here today. Gone Tomorrow.

Bet this won't be here when you stumble upon it.

Prince - Lets Go Crazy! Almost one year before Purple Rain.

Hate to be the bastard that gets the wrath of the "Purple One" for this.

People, Let Me Get This Off My Chest.

This goes without saying.

If you want the best banter, you got the best banter!

Here.

This is an outrage!

We had to photoshop our own name on the list of 2008 band names just so we could print out copies for christmas presents. We are, however, at a loss for how we could have been overlooked this year. This blows.
List at the jump.

Watching way too much VH1

PLEASE HELP.
Will some of you tech savvy fanatics please research this and tell us what band this is and what album it was from. We sort of have a song like it on "Goth" but we just want to make sure we aren't violating any copyright laws.
Thank you
m4hc

We Dusted Off The Theremin

Long time no post fans.

Here's a little peace offering.

We dusted off the theremin.

Enjoy.

DOWNLOAD

Holy Crist!

Talk about a suck up. Florida's Gubner has called on Boy Blunder to bail Florida out of a rain storm. Water to the left of me... It's called ocean.   Water to the right of me...  It's called ocean.  Water to the top of me... IT'S CALLED WEATHER SUGARBOY!

 

PEACE! Out to Melbourne.

Maybe we should just purchase an organ machine.

Morning fans.
You know Echo and the Bunnymen never really had a skin beater.
We really don't need an organ blower. SCREW DITTNER. So WTF.
Talk and discuss.
OUT. AND ABOUT. IN DEATH VALLEY.

Wow. Metallica really does suck...

Yo Yo Fans.

We are still here. We've been sharing a two room Motel 6 ES (Executive Suite) with four other bands. Not much to do here in Death Valley execpt sweat our teters off. However, we did see the "Metallica: Some Kind Of Monster" on VH1 Classic last Friday. Man. Metallica is a bunch of crying sissyboys. Jesus. For a moment we thought someone had sat on the remote, changed the channel and we were watching "Steel Magnolias." Not that we have ever seen Steel Magnolias.

METALLICA SUCKS!

ONE WORD... MegaDeth!

no hot link. look it up.

O.K. Fuck it. Here it is!

Stay tuned fans...